pradeepchauhan

JUST LAUGH BAKI MAAF

1. POLITICS IN INDIA:-
   Aik school me aik bar inspection panel aaya hua tha. 6th class me hindi ka lecture chal raha tha. Tabhi aik inspection man us class me peeche aa kar baith gaya.or dheere se peeche baithe hue aik student se pucha, BHAGWAN SHIV ka dhanush kisne toda hai.Bacha dar gaya or bola, Sir maine nahi toda hai.To inspection man ko gussa aa gaya, tab usne teacher se ye sab kaha, ki tumhara bacha keh raha hai ki usne BHAGWAN SHIV ka dhanush maine nahi toda hai.to teacher ne kaha are sir, ye jhooth bol raha hai, bahut sararti hai isi ne toda hoga.tab wo inspection man principal ke pass gaya or sab unhe bataya.to principal ne bola are sir ab jo hona tha wo ho gaya, aisa karte hai sab log milke chanda ikkatha kar lete hai or naya dhanush purchase kar lete hai.Tab inspection man mantri(minister) ke pass gaya, or sab kuch bataya, to minister ne kaha are bhai ,,,aisa karo chanda ikkatha hone do, usme se hame bhi jaroor kuch na kuch milega.
   
2. WHAT IS LIFE:-
   
   LIFE IS FOR YOU, YOU ARE NOT FOR LIFE.
   So ENJOY THE LIFE. NOT LET LIFE GIVE YOU THE TENTIONS, YOU JUST GIVE TENTIONS TO THE LIFE..
   
3. THIS IS BUSINESS, AND NOTHING ELSE:-
   
   Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
   Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
   Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
   Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
   Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.
   Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
   Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
   Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
   Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
   Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
   Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
   President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
   Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
   President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
   This is how business is done!!

pradeep @NIC, New Delhi

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